Can You Kick It?

Thanks, Jody!

Someone In Williamsburg Isn’t Excited About The New J. Crew

Is Nick Offerman Joking?

One of the internet’s finest outlets for quotidian observations is the Showerthoughts subreddit. Scrolling through will elicit tiny chortles, but when Nick Offerman recites them, you can’t help but lol.

Breaking Seinfeld

The Primetime Emmy Awards are this Sunday. Knowing how much of the TV audience has migrated to the web, the folks promoting the broadcast attempted to make a viral video. They succeeded thanks to Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus. It’s so good to see Walt and Jessie back together sans the double-crossing, chemicals, and automatic weapons.

If this is advertising in 2014, we could get used to it.

Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Whatever This Is

Thanks, Alex!

You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Organ

Jeff Koons made a functioning pipe organ and put it in the Hulk. Let’s steal it from the Whitney and jam.

Chris Martin + Jennifer Lawrence =

Ras Trent

Some weird white reggae is currently atop the singles charts. This white reggae song is much better and infinitely more self-aware:

Thanks, J-Bird!

New York City’s Finest Choke Artists

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There’s one item you can find in most restaurants from New York to California: a poster telling you how to save someone who’s choking. Though required by law in many states, those simple instructions tend to fade into the wallpaper. New York City’s official poster was designed by Steve Duenes, the graphics director of The New York Times. It clearly lists the steps of how to perform the Heimlich maneuver next to greyscale illustrations of a couple going through the motions.

The new posters run the gamut in theme and style. There’s Alex Holden’s Cuban cocktail lounge version in pen and ink and Lara Antal’s graphic novel-style romance. The posters are eye-catching, funny ways teach people what to do in an emergency. The catch: they’re not entirely legal.

And Bea Arthur giving the Heimlich to a unicorn? Justin O’Malley’s crazy version may be a step too far. “Having worked in a restaurant, [the poster] is important to have because you panic,” says Lara Antal. “It would be nice if you look at something and it doesn’t induce more panic.”

Duenes isn’t sold on the more adventurous interpretations, either. “I haven’t conducted any research,” he admits, “but it seems unlikely that people would be so engaged by a comic-style choking poster that they will make their way through the whole thing and know what to do in an emergency.” Still, even Duenes’ official version features a little joke. That choking victim is a friend of his – just don’t ask him to reveal who it is.